So, apparently, my intestines have gone hay-wire and are moving freely about my lower abdomen. I wish I had a video of the ultrasound. It's fascinating, if it were someone else, nauseating/creepy if it's you.
Yeah, my large intestine is nestled between my bladder and uterus.
SO not where that goes.
In what could be construed as good or bad news, I am the most fertile lady in all the land, for serious.
Today, I'm ovulating, and it was very cool to see the enlarged follicle and what-not on the ultrasound.
THANKFULLY, I was too uncomfortable to have sex last night, otherwise I'd be pregnant - pharmacist said my birth control would be effective at this point...now my doctor's not so sure if/when that'll be the case.
But yeah, apparently my ovaries are all amped up and ready for baby-makin'. Go figure.
Still need a new job.
Have to talk to the director of the crappy urgent care tomorrow about making retribution for treating me like a goddamn whore.
And, tomorrow I get to do some phonebanking for Planned Parenthood - "Reproductive health care is BASIC health care!"
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"Uncomfortable"? Sounds more like incredibly painful. Sorry :(